Again, I have to refer you to the witty goodness of The Good Reverend for his most recent screed. I see bachelorette parties in progress several times a week here in Las Vegas, but only Reverend Dave can report on the festivities, Alabama-style.
Go take a peek. There was at least one line in the story that had me shooting Coke out of my nose. And by the way, you probably don't want to play poker with Dave. The Reverend is one of the best liars I know!