Well, since our Mayor is a mob lawyer, I guess it wouldn't hurt much to have a porn star as our next governor.
Ooh, and I see that she's looking for a First Man, too. Maybe I could hook up with her and be the Hillary Clinton of Nevada politics. I mean, I've got the calves for it, and I certainly look better in a pantsuit than the junior Senator from New York.
In the meantime, I'll just watch the primaries and wait for the first journalist to write the obligatory Dirty Politics headline.