Monday, December 05, 2005

Mikey's Christmas List

People have asked, so here ya go. Obviously there are some ridiculous items on there, but if I were a man of means, it's the stuff I'd get for myself.

  1. A replacement for the Ghetto Sled. Preferably a Dodge Dakota Extra-cab, Chrysler 300M, or Dodge Charger. Must have the V-8. Silver or Burgundy in color.
  2. An Ipod. At least 20 gig. The one that plays video would be cool
  3. A new laptop. Dell is preferred and a dvd burner and wireless capability a must. Absolutely no Compaq, HP, or Gateway.
  4. 5.0 megapixel digital camera
  5. A new queen-sized pillowtop mattress set
  6. A box or two of Partagas Black Labels
  7. Rum
  8. A Citizen Eco-drive watch
  9. An authentic NFL Rams jersey, #85 with the name YOUNGBLOOD on the back. sells 'em for about $300. And they come in my size, too.
  10. Obsession for men
  11. A 2006 calendar featuring Caribbean Islands or sailboats or boobies or something.
  12. The Star Wars or Indiana Jones trilogies in widescreen DVD.
  13. A Walther P-22
  14. A new leather office chair
  15. A new Coleman camp chair
  16. A halogen floor lamp
  17. An electric countertop griddle
  18. The 2000-piece jigsaw puzzle entitled 'Belem'
  19. A Craftsman tool kit
  20. Johnny Cash/Tony Bennett/Dean Martin greatest hits cds
  21. A Leatherman or Gerber pocket tool thingy
  22. A handheld GPS receiver
  23. New binoculars. Not the mini ones, but the big manly round ones
  24. A new leather bi-fold wallet
  25. Jimmy Cornell's World Cruising Routes
Well, that should about do it. It's what I can come up with off the top of my head. Of course what I'd really like is to have a week off from the casino and a round-trip ticket to Nashville for the holidays. But that ain't gonna happen--I'm stuck dealing overnight on Christmas Eve. I've got a better shot of waking up the next morning and seeing a Chrysler 300 in the driveway with a big red bow on it.


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