Mikey's Christmas List

People have asked, so here ya go. Obviously there are some ridiculous items on there, but if I were a man of means, it's the stuff I'd get for myself.

1. A replacement for the Ghetto Sled. Preferably a Dodge Dakota Extra-cab, Chrysler 300M, or Dodge Charger. Must have the V-8. Silver or Burgundy in color.
   
2. An Ipod. At least 20 gig. The one that plays video would be cool
3. A new laptop. Dell is preferred and a dvd burner and wireless capability a must. Absolutely no Compaq, HP, or Gateway.
4. 5.0 megapixel digital camera
5. A new queen-sized pillowtop mattress set
6. A box or two of Partagas Black Labels
7. Rum
8. A Citizen Eco-drive watch
9. An authentic NFL Rams jersey, #85 with the name YOUNGBLOOD on the back. NFLshop.com sells 'em for about $300. And they come in my size, too.
10. Obsession for men
11. A 2006 calendar featuring Caribbean Islands or sailboats or boobies or something.
12. The Star Wars or Indiana Jones trilogies in widescreen DVD.
13. A Walther P-22
14. A new leather office chair
15. A new Coleman camp chair
16. A halogen floor lamp
    
17. An electric countertop griddle
18. The 2000-piece jigsaw puzzle entitled 'Belem'
19. A Craftsman tool kit
20. Johnny Cash/Tony Bennett/Dean Martin greatest hits cds
21. A Leatherman or Gerber pocket tool thingy
22. A handheld GPS receiver
23. New binoculars. Not the mini ones, but the big manly round ones
24. A new leather bi-fold wallet
25. Jimmy Cornell's World Cruising Routes

Well, that should about do it. It's what I can come up with off the top of my head. Of course what I'd really like is to have a week off from the casino and a round-trip ticket to Nashville for the holidays. But that ain't gonna happen--I'm stuck dealing overnight on Christmas Eve. I've got a better shot of waking up the next morning and seeing a Chrysler 300 in the driveway with a big red bow on it.

Mikey