Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Don't Buy the Cheap Stuff

Just like with shoes, I've learned that whenever you buy ice cream, you get exactly what you pay for. You pay top dollar for a pint of the good stuff from them hippies in Vermont, you get a pint of rich butterfat and chocolate goodness that leaves you in a satisfied stupor for several hours after consumption. You go cheap and buy a quart of Jersey Maid Tin Roof Sundae on sale for two bucks, you get a craptacular quart of mostly air which leaves an aftertaste so bad that it helps you understand why cats happily lick their own asses.


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