I'm in the market for a new Social Secretary. You know, somebody to keep track of all of my appointments for dinner, drinks, or just plain hanging out with whoever happens to be in town. I need somebody to make sure I'm in the right place at the right time and remember all of the little details of my social agenda for me.
Why do I need this?
Because, dammit, somehow I forgot about the Grand Opening of the new Hooters Casino last night. I'm sure it had to be more interesting than seeing the new South Coast when it opened.
Any interested parties please submit qualifications in the Comments section.
Mikey
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