Nice, huh?
If they sold that on Amazon, you know that shiat would already be at the top of my Wish List. (Hot brunette waitress from Ohio not included, sadly...But she's on my Wish List, too!)
Anyhow, since I can't really be sitting at my table snapping pictures while I'm working, and I don't think it'd go over too well if I put those same pictures out on the internet anyways, I found a suitable picture out in cyberspace. But I was talking to my favorite waitress last night while sitting on a dead table, and she told me about a website or two that sold these outfits, so now I can share a pic with my readers.
Actually, the ones our waitresses wear around the casino are just a touch different--the fur goes all the way around the back on top, the bustline plunges just a bit in front to show off the girls, and the hemline has a little curved 'up-cut' on the outside of the thighs to show just a bit more leg. Otherwise, they're identical to the outfits that distract me so much when I'm trying to deal a game.
Oh, and most of our waitresses don't wear the Santa hats, but they all wear high-heeled black go-go boots. Makes it tough to pay attention to what I'm doing sometimes. As far as I'm concerned, *this* is the reason that they call it 'the most wonderful time of the year'.
I was sitting in the breakroom having dinner with one of the other waitresses on Friday night, and she told me that these outfits are her money-maker. She said that every time she wears it, she makes twice as much in tips as she normally would. Of course, all I could do was sit there and stammer and try not to spill food on my shirt.
Smooth, baby. That's me.
Mikey
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